Fake People LMAO

so i had my birthday dinner earlier tonight and my niggas flopped cause there whack but dats soft my 5 friends i need obv came love dose guys my ex came and right away i knew something was wrong with her and 90% of the time i was right but i didn't know exactly what until our two-faced friend told me shes mad cause i mad her arrive an hour early well i didn't even care cause ive been depressed and frustrated and tellin everyone the change of time was one of the last things on my mind so that was that and i decded not 2 care anymore about that. Then my Asian ting came real cute as usual and broought me some YUMMAY YUMMAY ASSS MOFUCKING COOKIE with my NAME ON IT <3 love dat girl she dont even know how much that cookie meant to me shes the i dont even know maybe new wife one day. so basically no one came lmao but i didnt care after cause i assumed they wudnt since were not really cool never were never will be..

my ex and OUR two faced friend sat like as far from me as possible ... :S w/e man the night was shit there was a few jokes and the food tasted noice so dat was a plus the COOKIE was SCRUMPTICIOUS word im getting another one shudnt have shared it but i did :( after that smoked a small spliff for a light buzz and that was my shit ass night